Eunice, the Union Rep Unicorn, is uber upset!

Have you no heart at all?

Eunice is a single mother. Without this job, she and her foal will both be out on the cold cruel streets.

Winter is coming, And with all those rumors going around about how drinking unicorn blood grants eternal life and eating ground up unicorn horn makes a person irresistible to the ladies, they will be hunted to exhaustion and killed before the next new moon.

And it will be all your fault!

If you have any compassion at all, you’ll allow Eunice to help you fill out the necessary paperwork to file a complaint with Amy Beatty about the content you were unable to find.