There are no words.

 It's dead, Jim.

It's dead, Jim.

Yesterday, I woke to find a decapitated head in my refrigerator. The chest freezer held a still-articulated human skeleton that appeared to have been burned beyond all recognition and was missing one arm from the elbow down.. 

It was a nightmare.

It was a crime scene.

It was an anti-feminist comic book trope come to life. 

It was April Fool's Day at my house. 

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(And if you think it was the male child who perpetrated this horror, you would be mistaken; we are raising a strong female character. Emphasis on "character.")

There was also some drama caused by "someone" having placed happy face stickers over the laser thingies on the men-folk's optical mice. (I was still at my computer when the perpetrator went to bed, so I escaped that prank unscathed.)


In other April Fool's news, did you see these great prank products over at Think Geek?

(Clicking the photos will take you to the product pages. I'm not an affiliate, I just like shopping there and my husband pointed these out to me.)

Do you have a prankster in your life? I'd love to hear about it in the comments or over at the Guildhall

 Klingon alphabet fridge magnets

Klingon alphabet fridge magnets

 4d6 & Me Stat Discovery Kit

4d6 & Me Stat Discovery Kit

 Alien Facehugger Snorkel Mask

Alien Facehugger Snorkel Mask

 Quest Management Kit

Quest Management Kit